Unbelieveable Football Player’s Name from ESPN.com

The football player in question is named Lucious Pussy. What were his parents thinking? It must be so distracting for the coaches and his team-mates. I can just imagine the players talking, well he got Lucious Pussy on our team.. Then there is always the question people ask in sports, “how much action does he get in a game.” Well, I’m just thankful my parents didn’t give me a name like a porn star!

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